Thin Air
I do not usually fly Business Class to Helsinki, so you can imagine my disappointment when finally I got the chance and it wasn’t quite what I’d expected.
RE: Flight 6032 // Flight 6035
Dear Finnair,
Please can you explain to me exactly what you mean by the ‘Business’ element of your ‘Business’ Class? Myself and several of my colleagues are finding it very difficult to unravel this complex mystery.
Firstly, it appears that (on both outbound and return journeys) you have no boarding chute; merely a bus. A bus that seemingly boards exclusively from the rear of the aircraft, which was a bit of an inconvenience, considering the ‘Business’ section is traditionally at the front of a plane.
Secondly, as a regular traveler on your economy service, I am familiar with your reasonably uncomfortable seats. Can you please explain to me the fact that the ‘Business’ class seat is identical to the economy seat in every possible way, aside from the fact that there is no one sat beside me?
All the uncomfortable and restrictive elements remain, as does main focus of Business Class; it’s for Business). It’s ironic, I can’t actually work so there is very little else to do but talk to the person next to me, and you’ve even managed to sod that up.
Thirdly, serving bad food in dishes, rather that foil, does not make that food any more appetising. And another thing; the lounge is rubbish.
I would go on but I see little point, you get the message. I more than slightly bemused, so as you can imagine, I eagerly await your reply.
Yours Sincerely,
rubbishcorp®
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The whole Finnair experience is utterly dismal and has given me manic depression; after enduring Business Class, I now have acquired schizophrenia and I think I have a bran tumor developing in my right hemipherical frontal pre-motor area.
Thanks Finnair