Love [Paranoia] Detect
“LoveDetect is a unique voice analysis service that determines how your date feels about you, just by talking with them on the phone.”
Oh yes.
Once you’re done with the said call, stay on the line and Love Detect will give you a live ‘Love Score’, or you can login and get a detailed web based report. If your ‘date’ doesn’t love you, then you can go round their house and brutally hack them to death.
You insecure freakoid.
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