Special Investigative Team Spam
This is an interesting/strange spam/comment based item that I received this morning. It’s weird because it doesn’t really ask for anything..?
Is it a cry for help? Perhaps there’ll be a follow up…
Dear,
I’m a korean living in seoul.(name: Oh Minseok) Korean special investigative team are investigating samsung corporation.
But they do not work right.
I am suspicious to be bought off. samsung corporation has many crimes. And the team investigates samsung corporation. It contains korean companies samsung,huyndai,sk CEOs’ illegal issuing stocks or bonds. The quantity are plenty. (Three company CEOs did(and are doing) many crimes to me. Many koreans are knowing it. But many koreans are bought off by illegal issuing stocks or bonds.) The team are knowing it.
Korean special investigative team must investigate this.
But they are trying to conceal it. I ask for asking for this criminal investigation to prosecutors in any country. And help the shareholders and me.
P.S)Three companies are hacking me and trying to kill me. And are suspicious to use my name and email illegally.If you receive another message that I dictated above are not true, it is not from me, but from three companies. The things I dictated above are true.
Don’t forget to tune in next week for another unmissable installment of Korean Special Investigative Team.
iPhone T12 SpeechTool
MixMeister DJ scratch tool for iPhone apparently enables you to perform a ’scratch’ anywhere, anytime and right on top of any song from your iTunes. Given that the majority of iPhone owners are 30 something balding wannabe DJ’s, I guess this app is gonna be fairly popular. Who knows, it could even be the ‘middle age’ equivalent of 2 step on a teenagers mobile at the station.
I hope so, it would be well funny - who’s not gonna look like a c@*t when they start scratching on their iPhone.
I’m a self-facilitating media node. Yeah?
ShockGaming
Shock gaming works on the same principle as vibration feedback, and The Mindwire Company is claiming to have taken this ’shock gaming’ to a new level with their MindwireV5. This “must have” games accessory apparently gives you the most unparelleled feeling of realism (on any game platform) to date.
It seems most of the compatible titles are “currently in development,” which means Mindware are still trying to convince publishers that someone’s actually going to spend £100 on an interface that serves little purpose other than repeatedly electricuting you.
Genius.
O2 Data Charges - Continued // rubbishcorp®ules
Finally. The lovely people at O2 have decided that they will not charge me £803.75p for approximately 15 minutes of data usage in Ireland. Proof (if needed), of the power of the blog and a good old traditional letter (or two).
Thank you o2.
Super. Anyone fancy a pint?
CatsEyes

Look closely.
Glow In The Dark Pussy

South Korean scientists have genetically engineered cats that glow in the dark. Apparently the research will somehow help figure out how to help cure human diseases.
I however am of the opinion that this is clearly a mouse based initiative, it gives them the upper hand in the cheese stealing area.
Needless to say, the cats are furious.



