Comments on: Assassin’s Creed 2 | Multi | Review http://www.rubbishcorp.com/assassins-creed-2-multi/ Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:44:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Dan http://www.rubbishcorp.com/assassins-creed-2-multi/comment-page-1/#comment-12085 Dan Mon, 16 Aug 2010 01:06:01 +0000 http://www.rubbishcorp.com/?p=9966#comment-12085 AC2 was all about flashy looks… but it tried too hard to be a Venetian Fable, and didn’t try hard enough to be a Venetian Assassin’s Creed. The characters were mysogenistic/racist/both cliches, the cut scene dialogue was drivel (literally meaningless drivel in places), the in-game-pedia combined cheap wiki cut n pastes with smug arsehole attitude, and the side missions tended towards timed runs without the timed. Someone explain the point of the coach race? srsly? Boy I hated this game. More so because the first game was so beautiful, and beautifully scripted. This just looked and sounded like some 12 year old’s e-number overdose wet-dream version of the original. Shocking. /hating AC2 was all about flashy looks… but it tried too hard to be a Venetian Fable, and didn’t try hard enough to be a Venetian Assassin’s Creed. The characters were mysogenistic/racist/both cliches, the cut scene dialogue was drivel (literally meaningless drivel in places), the in-game-pedia combined cheap wiki cut n pastes with smug arsehole attitude, and the side missions tended towards timed runs without the timed. Someone explain the point of the coach race? srsly?

Boy I hated this game. More so because the first game was so beautiful, and beautifully scripted. This just looked and sounded like some 12 year old’s e-number overdose wet-dream version of the original. Shocking.

/hating

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